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The Sonic Pleasures of Christmas

by Michael and Adam

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Merry Christmas (free) 03:19
Merry Christmas to your parents Merry Christmas to your friends Merry Christmas to them all Merry Christmas at the party Merry Christmas in the store Merry Christmas at the mall There is magic on the streets and inside the subway station There is mistletoe and porking and the children playing in the snow Merry Christmas to your dog Merry Christmas to your cat Merry Christmas to your fish
Rock n' Roll Christmas (free) 01:45
Rock n' roll Christmas! (5x) It’s a rock and roll Christmas everybody, and you know what that means: mistletoe, eggnog, and old Saint Nick. Don’t forget to leave him some of mama’s homemade chocolate chip cookies. And speaking of delicious treats, take it JoJo! Rock n' roll Christmas! (5x) Christmas is my favorite time of year. Everyone so full of holiday cheer. From the bottom of our hearts, we’d like to wish you a truly Rockin’ Christmas!
Christmas Rap (free) 01:28
Yo yo yo, it’s that time of year So everybody spread that holiday cheer Deck the halls with boughs of holly Come by train or ride the trolly Christmastime is finally back Let’s go eat a minty snack Is there hair under Santa’s cap? I don’t know but it’s a Christmas Rap! Back when I was a little boy All I wanted was that special toy For one whole year I made noone pissed In the hopes of making the ‘nice list’ I laid out the cookies and the milk The night before the 25th I went to sleep, I hoped and prayed And my toy was there the very next day! It’s a Christmas Rap!
Oh my Darlin, you’re my special one You are like the stars to me, you are the moon and the sun I need your loving all year long But only once a year do I get to sing this song I love you, I love you this Christmas Oh my Darlin, I’ve always loved you so But my heart melts away when we’re walking though the snow I want to tell the world my love and shout it out to the sky above I can’t describe just how I feel, but nothing’s quite the same
Punk Rock Christmas (free) 00:50
Punk rock Christmas yeah yeah! Dead Kennedys, they like Christmas Sex Pistols, they like Christmas Buzzcocks, they like Christmas Minutemen, they like Christmas Meat Puppets, they like Christmas Bad Religion, they like Christmas Blink 182, doesn’t like Christmas But The Clash, they like Christmas Angry Samoans, they like Christmas Big Black, they like Christmas Bad Brains, they like Christmas And Neil Young, he likes Christmas!
Ambient Christmas (free) 00:56
Ambient Christmas... (whisper) Ambient Christmas... (whisper)
Christmas Rock (free) 01:32
I ran downstairs to the Christmas tree To see what Santa left for me Nothing was there but a lump of coal Brought all the way from the North Pole Old Saint Nick had cast his vote on me I saw that coal beneath the tree It seemed just like it was laughing at me My big smile turned into a frown But I couldn’t take this sitting down I knew just what I had to do I took that big old lump of coal Turned it into a ceramic bowl Sold it on the internet Santa never thought of that I bet Now I’m stinkin rick and he’s still fat
Maybe This Christmas (free) 02:04
Maybe this Christmas, I’ll find my true love If I keep on wishing on my lucky stars above Oh somewhere, you’re out there I know it must be so But won’t you please find me, this Christmas Maybe this Christmas, the children won’t starve Maybe this Christmas, the world will learn to love Oh someday, it’ll happen, I’ll be there when it does But maybe, oh maybe, this Christmas
Two/Four Christmas Three/Four Christmas Four/Four Christmas Five/Four Christmas Six/Eight Christmas Seven/Eight Christmas Eight/Eight Christmas Nine/Eight Christmas
A Christmas Farewell (free) 00:39


Thank you so much for choosing to listen to this wonderful collection of original Christmas music. While you're here, I would like to tell you a little about this holiday project's inception..

The content of this disc, in its entirety, was written, arranged, and recorded in one night, and the disc itself was packaged the next afternoon. Thus, the production time for the CD you now hold in your hands was less than 24 hours. In fact, the songs appear on the CD in the order that they were written and recorded. As I write this, the project is coming to a resolution and we are assembling the final pieces of the puzzle. We do indeed hope that you enjoy our Christmas songs , as we had a swell time putting them together for you. We have included a lyrics sheet as well for those of you who would like to sing along. Have a merry Christmas!


Adam Finchler and Michael Simpson


released December 13, 2007


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Adam Finchler New York, New York

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